A photo of white flowers against a shadowy blue background.

Jodie will be re-imagining this webpage

This is just a template for her to see what she can have.

A photo of a majestic blue kingfisher standing on a small wooden stump, facing the left.

This is a kingfisher

They have weird tongues.

A photo of a squirrel stood at a bowl outside, with crazy hair matching how Jodie looks in the morning.

Jodie in the morning

True story.

Jodie Carpenter (she/her)

I am a marketing professional who is experienced in writing, editing and designing content for a variety of digital channels and print publications.
I am also a writer of YA fiction and have had several short stories published.

Causes I care strongly about

Feminism

LGBTQ+

Animal Rights

How to reach me

Follow the smell of farts

Send me an email (and wish me Happy Birthday!) (Click here)

I am a turnip

Yes

I am